The Story of Flaming Moe

I found this in a dusty, torn up old book, on an otherwise empty shelf in the abandoned city library...

"In the beginning... there was Tom Walker, and he was good. Then, in the dawn of the third millennia A.C.E., Tom created Fire, and he named that fire Moe. In due time this Flaming Moe became cognizant, and it scoured the land, calling out the great men and women of Middle West to band together in a quest for the most ultimate reward.

For six years Flaming Moe has been traveling from coast to coast, and even to Canada, to break the forces of darkness and evil. Losses have been suffered, but nothing has been able to conquer the spirit that is alive in that now legendary flame.

Battle proven, Flaming Moe has emerged to compete in the Final Fight. The time is nigh for Flaming Moe to leave the world of mortals and enter into the halls of gods and champions.”